California Loving

So, I moved to Oakland, California about a week and a half ago. Guess what?

It's sunny.

California is exactly like the brochure- Perfect blue sky, 70 degree weather, ripe lemons dangling from the tree boughs, slim, attractive people jogging about without any indication of sweat. It's perfect.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to live here for the rest of my life. Unless of course, I marry the prince of Estonia and am forced to live in a castle where I sing to raccoons and brush my hair three hundred strokes before bedtime.