Why is my ear hecka wobbly?

Yesterday, as I was lining my students up from recess, I heard a horrified yelp from the back of the line. I looked back into the small face of my newest student,let's call him Jorge - Fernando, yelling in a panic "WHY IS MY EAR HECKA WOBBLY!?!"

I let him touch my ear to assure him that everyones ears are hecka wobbly. He then started to squeeze his ear into a pair of lips and began talking to me. "My ear is talking," he said and filed into the classroom.

This is why I love my job.