Yelp Sir!

I have been writing reviews under my cat's name on Yelp: Here is the latest:

The Old Oak Tap

2109 W Chicago Ave
Chicago, IL 60686
(773) 772-0406

2 out of 5 stars

Meh. Eh. Peh. Leh. Geh. Feh. I am so tired of overproduced restaurants in the ukivillage/bucktown area that have no sense of culture or identity. Where the food is mediocre, the waitstaff is sub par, and the decorum looks like it came out of a box set from Urban Outfitters.

It's clean, spacious, streamlined, inoffensive. This restaurant is the equivalent of a shitty romcom starring Meryl Streep. With enough money, you can pay A list celebrities to do anything. But by the time the movie is over, and the buzz from my jumbo coke with two straws is just starting to kick in, even Meryl can't stop me from busting out the YAWWWWWNN of the century.


Atlas Cafe

3028 W Armitage Ave
Chicago, IL 60647
(773) 227-0022

4 out of 5 stars

Ah. At long last. A wonderful little haven for unpretentious, undisgusting, inexpensive food in Logan Square. Not only did I want to be best friends with the waitress but the calamari was grilled. Grilled! They deliver, they have coffee flan, the Atlas is da bomb.com.

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Some reviews are by Ben, some by Me and others by the Both Of Us.